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by Karl/Pa.
Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:31 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Burial Plans
Replies: 0
Views: 1400

Burial Plans

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. The old...
by Karl/Pa.
Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:20 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: The Chauffeur
Replies: 0
Views: 1348

The Chauffeur

After getting all of Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo at the airport (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" 'Well, to tell...
by Karl/Pa.
Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:25 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Always Trust a Pilot
Replies: 0
Views: 1327

Always Trust a Pilot

During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking, he gallantl...
by Karl/Pa.
Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:13 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Hillary Phoned Donald Trump ...
Replies: 1
Views: 1533

Hillary Phoned Donald Trump ...

Hillary phoned the President's office shortly after midnight. I need to talk to President Trump, it's an emergency!' exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the President's assistant agreed to disturb his study time. So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?, grumbled Trum...
by Karl/Pa.
Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:16 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: This was scarey......
Replies: 7
Views: 2995

Re: This was scarey......

Are the corners full? Are there no more workhouses? Are the treadmills still functioning? Are the sharks not hungry?
by Karl/Pa.
Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:27 pm
Forum: Swiss, French, Belgian & Dutch Weapons
Topic: Schmidt Rubin, Model G11
Replies: 131
Views: 50343

Re: Schmidt Rubin, Model G11

On June 15, I ordered a replacement of my prescription computer glasses ...from Zenni Optical in China....regular shipping not extra price fast. They came yesterday. Did they actually come from China or from California? I've used them for years and interestingly enough I ordered a replacement pair ...
by Karl/Pa.
Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:18 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Lawyers Don't Lie
Replies: 0
Views: 1169

Lawyers Don't Lie

A Lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home. When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the hom...
by Karl/Pa.
Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:59 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Nun Business
Replies: 0
Views: 1213

Nun Business

Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said "It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that Mother Superior doesn't find them." The second nun said "I've found a marvelous invent...

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