With today's politically correctness... rednecks will be now referred to as "Appalachian Americans "

A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at. The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally...

Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old male, who was caught fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The next day, at the Horsham Court (Victoria, Australia), Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intox...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,balding man standing at the counter methodically placing"Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all overthem. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts sprayingscent all over them. His curiosity getting the better o...

"Pelosium" : A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass o...

Year ago when the Northern Lights were especially bright, a young man went out late one night, saw them, and thought it was the end of time. He rushed down through the community, trying to wake up people up. He came to the house of an old man, started pounding on his door yelling, ''Get up! They day...

Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was.

Grandma answered, "39 and holding."

Johnny thought about that and then asked: "And how old would you be if you let go?

After several years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has lost his license after just one minor indiscretion - he had sex with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of all that training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an excell...

'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse. Instructions were studied and we were inspired, In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required." The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds, While Dad and I faced the evenin...