Boudreaux, an 80-year-old South Louisiana Cajun, goes to the doctor for his every year check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape he is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition, Boudreaux?" “I stay in de swamp and I hunt and fish every day", said the old C...

I was in a bar the other night when some guy collapsed and the waitress screamed 'does anyone know cpr?' I yelled yeah, I know the entire alphabet! We all laughed and laughed. Well, except for one guy.

A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane exc...

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A very sad day today. After seven years of training in the medical field and a lot of hard work, a dear friend of mine, was fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his clients and now he can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. This is ...

Bite yourself in the arse?

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to s...

MARTINSBURG, W.Va. — A Virginia man accused of driving a scooter in Wal-Mart in Spring Mills, W.Va., while under the influence on Sunday allegedly was inhaling industrial-strength duster in the store's rear restroom, according to Berkeley County (W.Va.) Magistrate Court records. Gregory Alan Drennan...

A young teenage male walks into a drug store and sheepishly asks the cost of a small box of condoms. The druggist replies that the cost is $2.95. The young customer asks for a box of the condoms. The druggist gets the box and tells him it will be $3.20. But I thought they were $2.95. The salesman re...

You've seen all the commercials, but what *really* happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours? I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store...