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by Karl/Pa.
Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:40 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: The Mall Santa
Replies: 0
Views: 2407

The Mall Santa

As patrons were shopping at the mall around Christmas, Bill and Fred heard a commotion coming from the area where Santa greets the children. "What do you suppose is going on?" asked Bill. A nearby shopper told them that the new Santa Clause, an eccentric old fellow, had attached dozens of ...
by Karl/Pa.
Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:51 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Southern Boys vs Northern Boys
Replies: 0
Views: 2294

Southern Boys vs Northern Boys

One morning three South Georgia 'good old boys' and three Yankees were in a ticket line at the Atlanta train station heading to Athens, GA for a big football game. The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the three Southerners bought just one ticket among them. "How are the thr...
by Karl/Pa.
Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:38 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: 50 Years of Change
Replies: 0
Views: 2205

50 Years of Change

50 years of change 1966 - 2016 1966: Long hair 2016: Longing for hair 1966: KEG 2016: EKG 1966: Acid rock 2016: Acid reflux 1966: Moving to California because it's cool 2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2016: Trying NOT to look like Marlo...
by Karl/Pa.
Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:27 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Oh, So True
Replies: 0
Views: 2258

Oh, So True

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. So I said ‘Implants?’ She hit me. * How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? * Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. * Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I...
by Karl/Pa.
Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:59 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Einstein's Other Theory
Replies: 3
Views: 3462

Einstein's Other Theory

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 135 if he were alive today. Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa“because she was so well endowed”. He postulated that if you are attra...
by Karl/Pa.
Mon Oct 24, 2016 1:06 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Copper implants allow ISIS terrorists to speak DIRECTLY TO ALLAH
Replies: 0
Views: 3911

Copper implants allow ISIS terrorists to speak DIRECTLY TO ALLAH

COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISIS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO ALLAH The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to ALLAH. It comes in various sizes: Generally from ..223 to .50 cal. The exact size o...
by Karl/Pa.
Thu Oct 20, 2016 4:17 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: How Many Times ....
Replies: 0
Views: 4171

How Many Times ....

Two young boys are sitting in church, attending a neighbors wedding. They learn that this is the grooms third marriage, so one boy asks the other: "How many times can a man get married?" "Sixteen times" "Why so many?" "Four richer, four poorer, four sickness, and f...
by Karl/Pa.
Fri Oct 14, 2016 11:52 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Should I Be Happy or Sad?
Replies: 2
Views: 3132

Should I Be Happy or Sad?

A wife and her husband were sitting down for breakfast one morning. The husband is drinking his coffee and his wife is reading her paper. The husband looks at his wife and says, "Honey, we've been married for 20yrs. I want you to tell me something that's going to make me both happy and sad at t...
by Karl/Pa.
Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:26 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: This Explains it All
Replies: 1
Views: 2615

This Explains it All

Once upon a time... The King called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The royal weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain for at least four days. So the King went fishing with his wife, the Queen. On the way he met a farmer ...