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by Karl/Pa.
Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:08 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Weiner
Replies: 0
Views: 3917

Weiner

There once was a congressman named Weiner
He had a perverted demeaner.
He was forced from the hill for acting like Bill,
now congress is one Weiner leaner.

The moral of this story
you tweet your meat, you lose your seat
by Karl/Pa.
Sat Oct 01, 2016 7:01 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Bubba's New Truck
Replies: 0
Views: 3950

Bubba's New Truck

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?" Tammie give it to me" Bubba replied. "She give it to ya? I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a N...
by Karl/Pa.
Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:56 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Shopping for Bras
Replies: 0
Views: 4052

Shopping for Bras

My wife does not let me go with her when she shops for bras. Last time when she was asked by the sales person what size she wore, she hesitated and I popped in with "36 long". The look on the sales girls face was priceless.
by Karl/Pa.
Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:52 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: History Being Made in 2016
Replies: 0
Views: 4116

History Being Made in 2016

Regardless of who wins the presidential election this November, we will witness history being made. If Hillary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. presidents have slept with each other! If Donald Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, i...
by Karl/Pa.
Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:18 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Power Outage
Replies: 1
Views: 2654

Power Outage

Due to a power outage, the house was very dark. The paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. After little Connor was born, the paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on the bottom. He began to cry....
by Karl/Pa.
Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:03 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Quaint Thoughts
Replies: 0
Views: 4006

Quaint Thoughts

1. There are two sides to every divorce . . . Yours and Sh!thead's. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. 3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. 4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,"Th...
by Karl/Pa.
Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:18 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: BREAKTHROUGH!
Replies: 3
Views: 3274

BREAKTHROUGH!

This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future…! The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to lit...
by Karl/Pa.
Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:27 pm
Forum: Swiss, French, Belgian & Dutch Weapons
Topic: Ammo!
Replies: 9
Views: 12669

Re: Ammo!

Some here for $35 per thousand http://www.sinclairintl.com/reload/berdan-primers-for-sale.aspx or here: https://www.canadaammo.com/product/detail/box-of-1000-dominion-arms-non-corrosive-boxer-berdan-large-rifle-primers/ Great article here: http://www.dave-cushman.net/shot/berdan_supplies_dimensions....
by Karl/Pa.
Wed Aug 24, 2016 12:29 pm
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: Lost Words of Our Youth
Replies: 0
Views: 4152

Lost Words of Our Youth

Heavens to Murgatroyd! Would you believe the email spell checker did not recognize the word murgatroyd? Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really! The other day a not so elderly (65) (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy and he looked ...
by Karl/Pa.
Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:13 am
Forum: The After Hours Funnies
Topic: The Smart Wife
Replies: 1
Views: 2529

The Smart Wife

This a true example of when two people really know each other----Retired Veteran with a very Smart Wife! Early one morning, an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife. "Honey! Come see what I created! It's an abstract panorama, depi...