Retirement Home Part 2

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Retirement Home Part 2

Postby Niner Delta » Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:00 pm

The Bathtub test.


During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Long-Term Care Home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person - to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug..... Do you want a bed near the window?"



(There's a lovely view from my window.... :mrgreen: )

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