Feeling safe.......
- Niner Delta
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Feeling safe.......
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Dog!!!...Safe at last......
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Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Dog!!!...Safe at last......
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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
- DuncaninFrance
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Re: Feeling safe.......
Duncan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.
- Karl/Pa.
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Re: Feeling safe.......
LUV IT!!!
Karl
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- Aughnanure
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Re: Feeling safe.......
I stole it and put it on an Australian site where it was well received.
Self Defence is not only a Right, it is an Obligation.
Eoin.
Eoin.
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Re: Feeling safe.......
Obviously I stole it too, I'm not clever enough to think this stuff up........
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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.