Meanwhile, While Standing at the Bar ...

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Karl/Pa.
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Meanwhile, While Standing at the Bar ...

Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:29 pm

I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, I don't. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me that? Is it because I'm Chinese?

"No," I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick"
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