Rolling Stones & The Scotsman

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SgtJethro
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Rolling Stones & The Scotsman

Post by SgtJethro » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:12 am

What is the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Stones sing a song that goes, "Hey you, get off of my cloud."

The Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:13 am

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which reminds me...........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:48 am

"Wales is a place where men are men.........and sheep are nervous" :oops:
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Post by joseyclosey » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:18 pm

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent,

the food exceptional.

"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well" said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Murphy's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true.

“Well" asked the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"

“Not meself, personally, no,” said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister on any number of occasions."

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