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little girl

Post by blackisler » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:32 pm

Irish Farm'n Craic



A Policeman on his horse says
to little girl on her bike, "Did
Santa get you that?" "Yes," she
replies. "Well tell Santa to put
a reflector light on it next

year," and fines her £5. The
little girl looks up at the
Policeman and says, "Nice
horse you've got there. Did
Santa bring you that too?" The
Policeman chuckles and
replies, "He sure did!" "Well,"
says the little girl, "Next year,
tell Santa the fuckin dick goes
under the horse, not on top of
it"!
live life for today as tomorrow may never come
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