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Niner Delta
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Post by Niner Delta » Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:01 am

While hiking along the border at daybreak this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into
the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large
backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress,
I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.


It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted those two stamps.

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:USA:

Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.
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