Indian traditions

[Niner]

The little Indian boy is curious, so he finally gets up his nerve and walks into the teepee of the Indian Chief to ask his question. "Chief, is it true you name every new baby born into our tribe?" The proud Chief responds "Yes." The boy continues "How do you come up with all the names?" The Chief smiles "I hold the newborn baby and walk outside, the first thing I see, that is the new baby's name." The little boy gave the Chief a puzzled look. "Like your sister, Running Deer, or your brother Clear Sky....why do you ask...Two Dogs Fucking?"